My Garden Buddha

I decided to get rid of my gnomes and trolls andit,and the happiness I experienced every morning
replace them with a garden Buddha. My gnomeswhen I looked out at my garden and saw a pale
are delightful and bring me great joy, but they aregray Buddha sitting in the middle with the sun
there to deter animals from snacking on myshining off his big round belly was reward enough
beautiful vegetables and plants. The animals seemfor me.
to have missed the message I've been trying toAfter a couple of weeks I realized that my
send with my garden gnomes.garden Buddha was not only not doing his job, but
I went shopping online for my Buddha becausehe was actually attracting the animals to his belly.
Icouldn't think of a local retail store that would sellMore than once I found a neighborhood cat curled
a garden Buddha. I spend a lot of time in nurseriesup against his bulging abdomen, fast asleep in the
and in the gardening sections of big chain stores,sun. I never would've thought a cat would be
so I have some authority on this.drawn to a stone Buddha figure. Maybe cats are
I found exactly what I was looking for online, andmore spiritual than I thought and maybe I
with speedy shipping I had my garden Buddha setunderestimated their spirituality by assuming that
up in my garden four dayslater. While I initiallythe Buddha would have to be made out of pillows
bought him to scare away the squirrels andfor them to be drawn to it. I guess the only
chipmunks and stray cats in the neighborhoodlogical thing to do is get my hands on some fox
who love to eat things like bulb flowers and herbs,urine and sprinkle it around the perimeter of my
I found that after a few days I really didn't care ifgarden to make it less attractive to the animals,
my garden Buddha did its job of protecting mybecause I've become so attached to the Buddha
garden. I didn't care because I was in love withthat I've decided he is there to stay.