| Here are some funny baseball quotes that made | | | | all? Vin Scully Cricket is baseball on |
| me laugh. Funny Baseball Quotes A baseball | | | | valium. Robin Williams Finish last in your |
| game is simply a nervous breakdown divided | | | | league and they call you Idiot. Finish last |
| into nine innings. Earl Wilson When they | | | | in medical school and they call you Doctor. |
| start the game, they don't yell, "Work ball." | | | | Abe Lemons The doctors x-rayed my head and |
| They say, "Play ball." Willie Stargell, 1981 | | | | found nothing. Dizzy Dean I managed a team |
| When we played softball, I'd steal second | | | | that was so bad we considered a 2-0 count on |
| base, feel guilty and go back. Woody Allen A | | | | the batter a rally. Rich Donnelly, minor |
| baseball park is the one place where a man's | | | | league manager Let no one accuse baseball of |
| wife doesn't mind his getting excited over | | | | not being tough on drugs. During his baseball |
| somebody else's curves. Brendan Francis There | | | | career, Steve Howe was given 7 lifetime |
| have been only two geniuses in the world. | | | | suspensions. Bill Ferraro, baseball fan. I |
| Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare. Tallulah | | | | could never play in New York. The first time |
| Bankhead Baseball is very big with my people. | | | | I came into a game there, I got into the |
| It figures. It's the only way we can get to | | | | bullpen car and they told me to lock the |
| shake a bat at a white man without starting a | | | | doors. Mike Flanagan, Baltimore Orioles On |
| riot. Dick Gregory What does a mama bear on | | | | his own scouting report: "Very deceptive. |
| the pill have in common with the World | | | | Slower than he looks. Joe Garagiola A lot of |
| Series? No cubs. Harry Caray Confucius say: | | | | things run through your head when you're |
| Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot | | | | going in to relieve in a tight spot. One of |
| walk. Author Unknown With the money I'm | | | | them was, 'Should I spike myself ? Lefty |
| making, I should be playing two positions. | | | | Gomez Three more saves and he ties John the |
| Pete Rose, 1977 Andre Dawson has a bruised | | | | Baptist. |
| knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren't we | | | | |