| Here are some funny baseball quotes that made | | | | we all? Vin Scully Cricket is baseball on valium. |
| me laugh. Funny Baseball Quotes A baseball game | | | | Robin Williams Finish last in your league and they |
| is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine | | | | call you Idiot. Finish last in medical school and they |
| innings. Earl Wilson When they start the game, | | | | call you Doctor. Abe Lemons The doctors |
| they don't yell, "Work ball." They say, "Play ball." | | | | x-rayed my head and found nothing. Dizzy Dean I |
| Willie Stargell, 1981 When we played softball, I'd | | | | managed a team that was so bad we considered |
| steal second base, feel guilty and go back. Woody | | | | a 2-0 count on the batter a rally. Rich Donnelly, |
| Allen A baseball park is the one place where a | | | | minor league manager Let no one accuse baseball |
| man's wife doesn't mind his getting excited over | | | | of not being tough on drugs. During his baseball |
| somebody else's curves. Brendan Francis There | | | | career, Steve Howe was given 7 lifetime |
| have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie | | | | suspensions. Bill Ferraro, baseball fan. I could never |
| Mays and Willie Shakespeare. Tallulah Bankhead | | | | play in New York. The first time I came into a |
| Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's | | | | game there, I got into the bullpen car and they |
| the only way we can get to shake a bat at a | | | | told me to lock the doors. Mike Flanagan, |
| white man without starting a riot. Dick Gregory | | | | Baltimore Orioles On his own scouting report: |
| What does a mama bear on the pill have in | | | | "Very deceptive. Slower than he looks. Joe |
| common with the World Series? No cubs. Harry | | | | Garagiola A lot of things run through your head |
| Caray Confucius say: Baseball wrong - man with | | | | when you're going in to relieve in a tight spot. One |
| four balls cannot walk. Author Unknown With the | | | | of them was, 'Should I spike myself ? Lefty |
| money I'm making, I should be playing two | | | | Gomez Three more saves and he ties John the |
| positions. Pete Rose, 1977 Andre Dawson has a | | | | Baptist. |
| bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day. Aren't | | | | |