The Oldest Profession - No, Not that One!

In his Australia day speech, Prime Minister Johnentertain.Long before lawyers, prior to the
Howard called for a return to the teaching ofpriesthood, millennia before that misnamed 'oldest'
History as a narrative in our schools. Mr Howardservice, one professional was treasured by all in
deplored the current emphasis by classroomhis tribe, even though he 'toiled not, neither did he
teachers on ISSUES, with the facts often heavilyspin.'In a time before memory, people huddled
revised to fit politically correct fashions of thearound their campfires and watched the orange
day. The PM also criticised the lack of anyflames of light flicker on the face of the
connective material between the records ofStoryteller. In the culture of that most ancient
nation-building in Australia and the Europeanhunter/gatherer society - the Australian
civilizations which were the incubators of ourAborigines - his title was Songman. His duty was
modern society.I think that these errors aroseto memorise the important events and individuals
from well-intentioned efforts by teachers toin the life of the tribe. More than that, he had to
counter the twin monsters that stalked theirimpress these facts onto the memory of each
curriculum in the past. On the one hand, boredommember of the group, so they would know who
smothered any interest that might be found inthey were and how they should behave for the
the endless list of British kings enlivened bybenefit of the whole group.People cannot pay
nothing but their dates to be memorised forattention to a lecture when their ears are straining
exam day. On the other hand, the overwhelmingto catch the first warning cough of a leopard
presence of the USA in news headlines and poplurking in the blackness beyond the fire or if they
culture resulted in Australian youth knowing moreare mesmerised by dreams envisioned in the
about American history than their own. Wedancing flames.To distract them from their fears
cannot fault Americans for this. They were actingand their fancies, the historian must catch their
on the truth known by every great Teacherattention in a net of Story. Once Upon A Time...
from Buddha to Jesus:To teach, you must first