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The Spiritual Reasons We Love Computers Golf and Men

According to the Big Bang Theory, this glass for the top 2 feet. Their spirits
present version of the Universe came into floated up to the top of the room where
being 15 billion years ago. The Earth they saw their husbands at the nurses'
came into being 5 billion years ago. Chi station trying to pick up the nurse who
Chi Rodriguez was born 72 years ago into had three windows open on her computer,
a poor Puerto Rican family with 5 one monitoring the patients, one to an
brothers and sisters. His father earned internet dating site and one getting real
$18 per week doing manual labor and time scores on Suddenly the doctor
tending cows. When he was 7 years old Chi brought the woman back to life. When the
Chi Rodriguez got a job carrying water on husband walked into her room the dead
a Puerto Rican sugar plantation. Just woman said, "I see that Chi Chi Rodriguez
based on the nature of Chi Chi Rodriguez is losing to Jack Nicklaus in the 18 hole
the United States should allow every playoff for the U.S. Senior Open." While
Mexican into the United States of she was dead, the woman saw the computer
America. and the bright white light tunnel to
The United States, Mexico and Canada Heaven, the gateway which people for 5
should all become one country. We would million years have been taking back to
have Alberta's oil, which is vastly Heaven, in another dimension.
greater than all of the Middle East oil, In "I Am the Walrus" the Beatles sang "I
the great lakes, and Cancun. For that am he as you are me and we are all
matter we should eliminate all man made together." There are atoms in your body
countries and therefore stop wars between that were part of every living thing in
nations and stop spending all of our history ever. In the Chinese Confucian
earnings on killing machines. "Imagine Religion there is the idea of humans and
there's no countries, it's easy if you nature becoming one. In the Buddhist
try." Religion there is the belief that all
We all love computers because they allow living things are equal. Your white light
us to put our thoughts down on paper and Holy Spirit is the God living inside of
share them with other people all over the us all regardless of belief.
world in articles, blogs, e-mails, Yesterday President George Bush said that
myspace, facebook, comments to blogs, regardless of faith we all pray to the
interactive newspapers allowing comments, same God. Jews, Christians and Muslims
free worldwide video, audio and text all pray to the very same God who carved
instant messaging, and internet dating the 10 commandments in stone at Mount
sites. In other words computers and the Sinai 3,200 years ago last Wednesday. God
internet are the cure for loneliness in a of Mount Sinai is also known as God the
society which has suffered the breakup of Father, Jesus Christ, The Holy Spirit,
the traditional family structure. Allah, Elohim, Yehovah, Hashem and
Combined with your television and Adonai. The white light Holy Spirit
telephone you can lock yourself alone in inside of us all is like gravity; it
your room and continue to have an doesn't matter if you believe in it or
exciting social life indefinitely. We no what you call it or if you know about it,
longer need 5 brothers and sisters, our it will still pull you in the right
parents and grandparents and monopoly direction. Because this Holy Spirit lives
boards to entertain us. in us all on Earth King David said, "You
All of the information in the world is in are all Gods, you are all children of
your keyboard. With soon we will have no God." (Psalm 82:6 in the Old Testament,
need for doctors. With wikipedia.org soon the Holy Scripture of Judaism,
we will have no need for schools. With Christianity and Islam. Islam also
real time chat webcam video porn sites follows the New Testament and the Muslim
soon our boyfriends will have no need for Messiahs are Jesus Christ and the Mahdi).
us. We will be reduced to spinsters Unfortunately for human beings we always
reading our spam. focus on our miniscule differences while
The physical reason that we love completely ignoring our vast
computers is that they require no similaritites, including human DNA, men,
physical exertion whatsoever. We can golf and computers. When we die and go
spend our days typing away and feel as into the light we are unified with the
though we've actually done something. souls of everyone else. You are God,
When Chi Chi Rodriguez was 7 he became a (Holy White Light), you are part of God,
caddy. He made a branch from a guava tree you are one of God's children. God carved
into a golf club, and used a coke can for in stone "Don't Murder" because when you
a golf ball. Then he taught himself golf murder you are murdering God, and the God
by watching the golfers he caddied for in the other person sees you doing it.
and the next thing he knew he was The reason that we love computers is
traveling the world imitating Zorro on because when we look into the white light
Shell's Wonderful World of Golf with "The of our monitors we feel like we are back
King". home in the tunnel back to Heaven and it
"The King of Kings" became famous because makes us feel happy and peaceful like we
of the invention of books. "The King" feel when we die and leave our bodies and
became famous because of the invention of time slows down. We love being bathed in
televisions. Paris Hilton became the the white light.
modern day Aphrodite because of the Meanwhile, back on Earth, what is the
invention of personal computers and the meaning of life? We are here to
internet around the time the Paris the experience feelings, both of joy and
heiress was born into the lap of luxury, pain. People love going to the track
the Century Regional Detention Center. In because they go from the lowest low to
the old days people read fictional books, the highest high. People ask "Why do bad
magazines and tabloids. Now we know that things happen to good people?" An angel
truth in real time on is much stranger must suffer on earth in order to learn
than fiction. We are all voyeurs who love from her suffering, so that she can then
to watch the mighty fall from grace. Sue help others overcome the same problem.
us. Charge us $250,000 for sharing 9 We are living in traumatic frightening
songs. You still will never stop us from times with threats of nuclear world war,
using our computers. global warming, polar bears and walruses
Chemistry is an important part of any going extinct, only 25 years ol oil left
relationship. How can you be faithful to and economic worries. The number of major
one person for your entire life, which is problems beyond our control is sick and
now double the length of our ancestors' making us sick. We love computers because
lives thanks to modern medicine, if you when we click the computer does as it's
are not turned on by that person? It may told. Psychologically, criticism and
sound superficial but there is a part of control make us feel better about
the human brain that feels good when it ourselves.
sees a beautiful image and cringes when There is no greater feeling than helping
it sees an ugly image. We love computers others. We love computers and golf
because websites are filled with because they allow us to try to help
beautiful images and colors and pictures others. Into the light, let us approach,
and these make us feel good. It is a do not shut us out, for we have sinned, O
known fact that suicide rates are double Glorious God of Mount Sinai, Buddha,
in homes with no computers. So what if I Krishna, Chinese God, all names of God.
just made that up, sue me. Or as Chi Chi Rodriguez prayed during his
Here comes the spiritual reason that we 30 wins, "Into the cup, let me approach,
love computers. Numerous people have do not lip me out, for I have sinned, O
experienced near death experiences. These Glorious God." There is nothing like the
people have medically died. While they feeling of a well struck five iron
were dead the white light Holy Spirit soaring into the mountains of Palm
living in their body left their body. In Springs California. Just ask Morgan
some cases their hospital rooms were Pressel. Computers are like dogs. Their
drywall up to the first 8 feet and then love and light is unconditional.




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