Budda In Your Back Pocket

The other day I was late for something. Not veryforce. But, before she could ruin my day, I was
late. In fact, I was actually on time but an angryable to ward her off by pulling out the Buddha in
voice berated me anyway, saying, "You are late!My Back Pocket. It felt a bit like Luke Skywalker
There will be no seats left. You wouldn't run late ifyielding a light saber against Darth Vader. "Luke,
you were more organized!" It was a terribleuse the force!"
feeling, especially because the voice was partiallyI let the powerful voice of the Buddha in My Back
right.Pocket counter the accusations of the Shrew. He
Who was this voice yelling at me? It was myasked, "What were your reasons for making the
nemesis - the Shrew who lives in my head.choices you did this morning?" and "Would you
We all get annoyed at ourselves from time tomake these same choices again?" Then he
time; it is only natural. But for some of us, it canreminded me of two universal truths: "You are
become an unrelenting bother. There can be nodoing the best you can" and "Growth involves
contentment when the Shrew is on the scene!observing one's actions and then learning from
Some call it a gremlin, others an inner critic, othersthem." Under this influence of love and a genuine
negative self-talk. I call her the Shrew. No matterintention to seek understanding, I was able to
what you call yours, you know who I mean. She'stemporarily silence the Shrew, objectively analyze
fierce, she's damning and she's quick to pounce onmy "lateness" and gain valuable personal insight.
every mistake you make, turning them intoWithin a few minutes, I felt relieved, re-engaged in
capital offenses. The Shrew exaggerates ourlife and able to peacefully continue with the rest
flaws, smashes our self-esteem, ruins ourof my day.
confidence, distracts us from what we are doingUnfortunately, we can't eradicate the Shrew
and makes us miserable.completely. But we can learn to access this
I am choosing not to live with it anymore! I inviteequalizing force: the pursuit of empathetic
you to do the same. There is a force which canunderstanding - a loving friend that takes your
tame the Shrew: The Buddha in Your Backside and helps you learn about yourself in a safe
Pocket*.and protected way. The Buddha in your Back
Think of a time when you witnessed a strangerPocket is always with you to calm your mind,
being scolded and felt badly for them. Perhaps itforgive your errs, and remind you of the growth
was a worker being accused by an angry boss ofin your life. As you cultivate your relationship with
"screwing things up" for something you knewthe Buddha in your Back Pocket, you will
wasn't their fault. Did you wish you could go up toexperience more self-love, confidence and peace.
that worker and say, "Don't pay any attention toLife is too short to spend time unnecessarily
them. I saw what happened and I know you areberating ourselves with critical self-talk! Go forth
a doing a good job!"into your day and bring the Buddha in Your Back
This softer side of you is the anti-Shrew. It isPocket with you. You never know when you
empathy and compassion. The Shrew is afraid ofmight need it!
it because she fears you might offer it to*I do not wish to offend anyone by using the title
yourself. It is a skill to learn to apply this loving,Buddha. I have the utmost respect for the
tender, supportive side of ourselves to ourselves.Buddhist tradition. In this article, I refer to Buddha
Many of us, me included, are not in the habit of it.as a representation of an enlightened teacher
The morning I was late, Ms. Shrew was in fulloffering guidance to those who chose to listen.