My Garden Buddha

I decided to get rid of my gnomes and trolls andexperienced every morning when I looked out at
replace them with a garden Buddha. My gnomesmy garden and saw a pale gray Buddha sitting in
are delightful and bring me great joy, but they arethe middle with the sun shining off his big round
there to deter animals from snacking on mybelly was reward enough for me. After a couple
beautiful vegetables and plants. The animals seemof weeks I realized that my garden Buddha was
to have missed the message I've been trying tonot only not doing his job, but he was actually
send with my garden gnomes. I went shoppingattracting the animals to his belly. More than once
online for my Buddha because Icouldn't think of aI found a neighborhood cat curled up against his
local retail store that would sell a garden Buddha. Ibulging abdomen, fast asleep in the sun. I never
spend a lot of time in nurseries and in thewould've thought a cat would be drawn to a
gardening sections of big chain stores, so I havestone Buddha figure. Maybe cats are more
some authority on this. I found exactly what Ispiritual than I thought and maybe I
was looking for online, and with speedy shipping Iunderestimated their spirituality by assuming that
had my garden Buddha set up in my garden fourthe Buddha would have to be made out of pillows
dayslater. While I initially bought him to scarefor them to be drawn to it. I guess the only
away the squirrels and chipmunks and stray catslogical thing to do is get my hands on some fox
in the neighborhood who love to eat things likeurine and sprinkle it around the perimeter of my
bulb flowers and herbs, I found that after a fewgarden to make it less attractive to the animals,
days I really didn't care if my garden Buddha didbecause I've become so attached to the Buddha
its job of protecting my garden. I didn't carethat I've decided he is there to stay.
because I was in love with it,and the happiness ILandscaping made simple.